Seriously though, being different is the only important thing. There are so many profiles on each site, and so many of them are earth-shatteringly boring — you need to make setting yourself apart your primary objective.
Maybe she was crazy, or really super foreign, or just operating on a different plane than you and I — but either way, I remembered her. Jump out to your reader, wake them up, make them the forget the 10 ridiculously lame profiles they just skipped past to get to yours. The best way to do this?
Avoid every lame ass Internet dating cliche out there. Gosh, what do I say in these things? Other than that, yeah, why not enter into things flippantly? One time I dated a girl who was uncomfortable in blue jeans. I love to travel, either to the beach, or somewhere exotic and off the beaten path.
I am looking for someone who knows what he wants. Why did you get divorced?
No one cares, first of all. We have all been betrayed.
This is dating, not therapy. If you MUST tell him your sob story, do it on a date when he can at least zone out and look at your cleavage when he nods with sympathetic understanding. If you are out with friends in a setting where there are single people and you want to let a man know you are open to getting to know him, there are things you will do consciously or subconsciously, with your body language.
You will turn toward him, smile, get eye contact. He needs an approach, a way to contact you that will intrigue and interest you in him.
What is there to say? He could write three paragraphs about your vacation photos asking what was your favorite part or telling you about his travels and never get a response. Do not give a lengthy description of it in your profile. From the photos on his profile of the two deer heads lying at his feet and the moose carcass sprawled out on the back of the trailer.
You actually shot and killed something. This guy claims to love his kids more than anything in the world and they are the most important thing to him. Why do you feel the need to have to proclaim this? Are you trying to vie for the Dad of the Year award? According to these men they only drink on weekends at get-togethers with friends and family.
If you socialize every single weekend. It also puts you in the alcoholic category. Why is this guy so grumpy?
I had to find out.